Content Writer (humor)
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Description
•Do you have a product or service? -•Do you need a marketing sting that resonates with your client? •Do you understand the rule of 3 and agree that this bullet-point subverts the rule as well as exemplifies it? -Do you have money to give some random Independent Contractor on the internet? Well then, I'm your guy! I write things funny. I'm funny. People like to laugh. Pay me.
What will you get?
I will work with your brand, product, or service and create some media that will make your potential client base think that you are; Down to Earth, Entertaining, and Generally "Woke A.F.™"* *Woke A.F.™ pricing varies and is subject to change to reflect current social trends. Are you still reading this? Contact me already, creep. -Grimaldi Literature
Quantity: 1
Price: $50.00